Tell us about a problem you had with a co-worker and how you resolved it
“The resolution was we were both fired.”- Jason Shindler, CEO, Curvine Web Solutions
Why should we hire you?
“I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time.” - Bill McGowan, founder, Clarity Media Group
Do you have any questions?
“If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?” - Megan Garnett, Articulate Leadership Team, Articulate Communications Inc.
“What do you want me to do if I cannot walk to work if it’s raining? Can you pick me up?” - Christine Pechstein, career coach
“Can we wrap this up fairly quickly? I have someplace I have to go.” - Bruce Campbell, vice president of marketing, Clare Computer Solutions
“What is your company’s policy on Monday absences?” - Campbell
“If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?” - Bolzan
Why are you leaving your current job?
“Because I shit my pants every time I enter the building.” - Abbe Mortimore, Human Resources Manager, True Textiles, Inc.
“I was fired from my last job because they were forcing me to attend anger management classes.” - Smith
Why are you looking for a job?
“Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another job.” - Pechstein
“My parents told me I need to get a job so that is why I’m here.” - McGowan
What are your assets? (as in strengths)
“Well, I do own a bike.” - Pam Venné, principal, The Venné Group
What are your weaknesses?
“I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won’t get mad at you.” - Pechstein
“I am an alcoholic and do not deserve this job.” - Deb Bailey, owner, Power Women Magazine & Radio Show
“I’m really not a big learner. You know … some people love learning and are always picking up new things, but that’s just not me. I’d much rather work at a place where the job is pretty stagnant and doesn’t change a lot.” — Michaele Charles, Voice Communications
When can you start?
“I need to check with my mom on that one.” - Bolzan
Tell of a time you made a mistake and how you dealt with it
“I stole some equipment from my old job, and I had to pay for its replacement.” - Meistering
Have you submitted your two weeks’ notice to your current employer?
“What is two weeks’ notice? I’ve never quit a job before, I’ve always been fired.” - Meistering
Baby Burrito
We wrap you up, nice and tight,
We know its too tight, if you turn white!
You can’t move your hands, and you can’t move your face,
When your a burrito your stuck in one place!
Baby Burrito
Pictured Here: A future representation of my soon to be niece Sophia(name subject to change)
